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mitchy at 07:46am on 10/03/2012 under rob t furball
mitchy at 07:46am on 10/03/2012 under rob t furballDear Rob T Furball,
It's no good you looking at me like that. You were the one who threw up inside your igloo bed last night. Seriously, who does that? Dude, dash for the hall and hork outside my bedroom door or something - I'm used to that and it's easier to clean.
So now your igloo bed has been washed and scrubbed. No, you couldn't sleep in it last night, it was still wet. However, because I'm good cat Mum, I turned the heating on for a couple of hours specially so the cushion could dry out on the radiator. The outer bed is now all dry and the cushion is too, so your bed has been restored to its proper place in the lounge. I'm afraid the cushion inside is a bit lumpier than before but I'm sure you'll flatten it out again in a few hours. So stop sniffing it warily and then glaring at me. It's not my fault it smells all, well, clean.
Try not to do that again, it was vile.
Love,
YourOwner Slave
It's no good you looking at me like that. You were the one who threw up inside your igloo bed last night. Seriously, who does that? Dude, dash for the hall and hork outside my bedroom door or something - I'm used to that and it's easier to clean.
So now your igloo bed has been washed and scrubbed. No, you couldn't sleep in it last night, it was still wet. However, because I'm good cat Mum, I turned the heating on for a couple of hours specially so the cushion could dry out on the radiator. The outer bed is now all dry and the cushion is too, so your bed has been restored to its proper place in the lounge. I'm afraid the cushion inside is a bit lumpier than before but I'm sure you'll flatten it out again in a few hours. So stop sniffing it warily and then glaring at me. It's not my fault it smells all, well, clean.
Try not to do that again, it was vile.
Love,
Your
irritated
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